Thinking about joining a Black Metal band? Watch this before you make a decision.
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DURBATULUK (my Black Metal project)
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HIGH GAIN (my comedy series)
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Source: Farvann
That Dream Theater-joke was amazing xD
This was such a goddamn funny one, same as the others
so goood
2:33 True black metal band must record 1 minute acoustic instrumental
this is the best video i ever watched on youtube about black metal
ok i gotta ask what's the thing about the bass?
The not being a weirdo also known the pelle ohlin
God damn this was hilarious
I love this video si fycking much
The problem's obvious & irreparable: signature makeup, props & theatrics used to the genre's disturbing atmosphere are ridiculous af. It's hard to be unsettled by man's brutal nature when you can't stop laughing.
Don't join a band – problem solved
That moment you realize they're 'musicians' and your a dude who can strums fast.
Haha trash all new songs!!!
1:42-Nocturno Culto, Panzerfaust era?=)))
I actually burst out laughing at the acoustic guitar bit!
Very good video
moar gane!!
this is all just ONE problem: They all suck at music.
I have one man bm band and if I need band members, the band rules are:
Only black metal scream allowed.
No clean sing.
Only blast beat allowed.
Be depressed.
Be a goth. If you see happy thing beautiful, get the fock out.
😂
1:26 I CANT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAQJSAG
# 1:45thats me
No bass? Aw…
OMG this is hilarious thank you
I was a vocalist of a black metal band . I tried to create controversy through my blasphemous lyrics to get attention for the band. It didn't work. But one day I got really drunk on put on my corpse paint in the wrong order. We instantly became controversial as the first black face metal band
i love this video
Our first casette was recorded with crappy laptops microphone which was built in. I was sitting in front of it and screamed the lyrics, while sitting at almost broken office chair. And we were total weirdos, our little finnish village knew us as the "tombstone kicking cat sacrificing satanists" we didnt do any of those accused actions. But we had one time "very serious" idea of burning the nearby church, we were 17 and 18 years old and we were drunk from the disgusting fruit and herb wine named "jorma" the idea of burning the church died when we realized thwt it was -25 degrees and that going to sleep was much nicer idea. We really didnt want to burn it, you know it was just drunken boasting about how evil and tough we were. So we stsarted to call stupid phone call to some jehovas wittnesses hotline 😀
Haha, pretty funny times., much of beer and jorma was drinked at those days. But we managed to do some pretty good releases and few years later i found the magic of psychedelics and weed, those combined with the intense intrest to space, cosmos and conciousness made me to release some space black metal withj y other psychonaut friend. That was a great album and music video. Nowadays im sober family guy in a peacefull neighbourhood who meditates and grows his food at backyard :DD
3:33
3:33
3:33
"I can play the bass if you wan…"
#%$@!***#%$%@!!!!!
(Lol)
can't….find….a…damn…. DRUMMER
I love how the drummer doesn’t even look at the paper as he nonchalantly rips it up. How many takes did it take to get the refrigerator speech?
0:17 holy shit that's so good
That's ridiculous and problem, right?
Hold on. What's this the problem?
Nawwwwww fresh strings means more treble, so your tone can sound even more like the musical equivalent of getting hacked to death with an ice pick
Keeping the shelves stocked with red wine and gratuitous artwork
You asked, why Russians peoples don't watch original wideos. So, We don't know English. Yes. … But I Like Your Videos, it's good! O, yes.
The fridge bit actually made laugh out loud, holy shit
Blastbeats and only Blastbeats
Black metal is for kids with loving parents
Played in a black metal band once. "OH MY SATAN, STOP PLAYING ANY MUTED CHORDS!", "OH MY SATAN, YOU PLAY STUFF WHICH IS TOOOOOO COMPLICATED, STOP PLAYING SOLOS!" 😀
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The drummer at 1:44 😂
Leaving the fridge open is hilariousn😂😂
😂
First problem: Hope one of the bandmates doesn't have connections to a specific political agenda.
You are too funny Farvanno 😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
Oh man. As someone who does play in a bm band or two (..) this is painfully accurate 😅
Never recorded the album in one take, but demos is another story