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An Ignorant Guide to Black Metal

An Ignorant Guide to Black Metal




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Black Metal is a genre that consistently remains loved and gatekept from the masses, because of this, most people don’t know enough about the harsh but beautiful genre, so here is the most ignorant guide I could jumble together from my hard drive full of memes and music from Bandcamp.

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Black Metal, Mayhem, Burzum, Bathory, Venom.



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  1. 2 years ago

    Black Metal is actually Venom's second album, just to correct myself before more people get needlessly vexed.

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  2. 7 months ago

    I cannot believe he said “you don’t even need fingers to be successful” (Herr Suizid reference)

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  3. 6 months ago

    😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 well done

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  4. 6 months ago

    TheDooo cameos make the video lol

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  5. 6 months ago

    "but serious this time" got me

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  6. 6 months ago

    I think you forgot to mention something about Varg but i don't quite remember what it was… I wonder what could it be

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  7. 6 months ago

    You have a charismatic and enthusiastic voice

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  8. 6 months ago

    3:35 😔

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  9. 6 months ago

    what if i love norwegian black metal and also swedish death metal

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  10. 6 months ago

    NONSENSE! You were wrong about the most important aspect! Black Metal etilists still hate you when you're dead.

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  11. 6 months ago

    7:39 whats the name? ghostbar ? ghost something

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  12. 5 months ago

    Black metal parent genres:
    Heavy metal
    Death metal
    Thrash metal
    Extreme metal
    Speed metal
    Nwobhm
    Shock rock

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  13. 5 months ago

    min 6:54

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  14. Love that I find you randomly from another video click on your profile and the most watched video is abojt fucking black metal 😂

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  15. 5 months ago

    Subbed. Love this shit

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  16. 5 months ago

    This genre is boring and edgy and as someone who doesn't listen to metal like that I'd rather listen to like 20 other metal subgenres over it

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  17. 5 months ago

    There actually much of, RABM Bands, and i love them!

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  18. 5 months ago

    Black metal makes me only enjoy black metal and nothing else.

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  19. 5 months ago

    Damn this is funny

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  20. 4 months ago

    0:44 NO! You are confusing Black and Death Metal. Black Metal is almost exclusively about religious/occult topics like hell and Satan. Or if you go in the direction of Pagan Metal about the glory of battles, nature or the ancestors. There are no lyrics about killing people because of hate by real BM bands. Also it's "corpse paint" and it's originally applied to appear like a corpse/dead person. I know it's a joke video but there is so much wrong.

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  21. 4 months ago

    It’s a pity, of course, that the author did not indicate me as the creator of the black metal warrior who is in the preview, but it’s very nice to see my work 🙂

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  22. 4 months ago

    I think this heavy metal song people watch red rooms in dark web .they should be arrested if doing it

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  23. 4 months ago

    4:35 Norwegian prison system was a really painful lesson for Vaarg. Legend has it the guards were so brutal he once received only 4 cookies instead of his usual 5 during his breakfast.

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  24. 4 months ago

    Had to take a break from watching this video because of the obnoxious shitty guitar that played throughout the entire video. I did learn a lot about black metal though lol.

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  25. 4 months ago

    dude please release the background music

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  26. 3 months ago

    The album art with Dead being something Euronymous did is just plain wrong, and some of the members absolutely hate seeing that cover on things like t-shirts and whatnot. What you think about is an unofficial compilation of live recordings featuring Dead as vocalist, but the image itself was shared by Euronymous. It is also completely wrong that they only did covers of Black Sabbath and Venom before Dead. They released Deathcrush in 1987, and Dead joined in 1988. They also didn't like Venom… Not sure Vikernes was actually ex-member of the time of killing, and they didn't tap his phone and knew in advance.

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  27. 3 months ago

    unfortunately it is a joke now and cringelords of chaos rising and euronymous rolling in his grave

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  28. 3 months ago

    I wouldn't put Ulver in the same sentence with Elderwind, Gallowsbraid. Yes. I am gatekeeper of chaos.

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  29. 3 months ago

    ooh I like that one: Crispy Crunchy BM! I would spell it with a K.

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  30. 3 months ago

    Black Metal Slogan is: ONLY DEATH IS REAL

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  31. 3 months ago

    I love how black metal sounds but I feel like an edgelord when I listen to it

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  32. 3 months ago

    Deafheaven???

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  33. 3 months ago

    Black metal is definitely one of my favorite genres, I highly recommend Gorgoroth

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  34. Posers will pretend bands like Graveland and Absurd weren't already a thing in the early 90's

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  35. 3 months ago

    Thx for shouting out gallowbraid, the only album they have is fire but you should've also recommended summoning

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  36. 3 months ago

    They didn’t want normies to infiltrate their underground scene so they made at as unlistenable as possible, true chads.

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  37. 2 months ago

    0:14 ronnie

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  38. 2 months ago

    This is so gay.

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  39. 2 months ago

    yeah… this video is clearly poser propeganda and nothing of wjat you said had any worth to anyone. consider deleting your existence insert racial slur here

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  40. 1 month ago

    Dsbm is my favorite

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  41. 1 month ago

    Man I love black metal

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  42. 4 weeks ago

    Dead was definitely committed

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  43. 3 weeks ago

    On the subject of Blackgaze: check out Harakiri for the Sky. I saw them live once, I died of sheer beauty.

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