Behemoth will release their new record The Shit Of God on May 9 and is celebrating pretty literally with a new The Shit Of God-themed toilet paper. Because when you gotta go, you might as well make it blasphemous. Behemoth has also been on a roll with some… interesting merch lately, namely that Christ Is Cringe shirt. Unfortunately this is an April Fools joke as it’s not listed on their merch store, but I’m still holding out hope I can wipe my ass with Behemoth.
“Legions!! The time has come,” wrote the band on Instagram. “In several days, we will premiere something so much anticipated by lots of you – Behemoth The SHIT Ov God toiled paper! Have your eyes open and make sure you will get this to feel like a god on his throne!”
The Shit Ov God was produced by Jens Bogren of Fascination Street Studios (Emperor, Enslaved, Kreator, Rotting Christ, etc.), while the visuals for the record were created by Bartek Rogalewicz (BLACK.LODGE.IS.NOW) as well as Dark Sigil Workshop. Pre-orders are available here.
In addition to the record, Behemoth, Satyricon, and Rotting Christ will hit the road across Europe next April for their Unholy Trinity tour. The tour kicks off on April 4 at the Gasometer in Vienna and wraps up on April 27 at the O2 Universum in Prague. Get the full list of dates below and get your tickets here.
4/4 Gasometer, Vienna, AT
4/5 Zenith, Munich, DE
4/6 Columbiahalle, Berlin, DE
4/8 Halle 622, Zurich, CH
4/11 Olympia, Paris, FR
4/12 O2 Brixton Academy, London, UK
4/13 013 Poppodium, Tilburg, NL
4/15 E-Werk, Cologne, DE
4/16 Schlachthof, Wiesbaden, DE
4/18 B-K, Stockholm, SE
4/20 Inferno Metal Festival, Oslo, NO (Behemoth only)
4/22 Ice Hall, Helsinki, FI
4/23 Palladium, Riga, LV
4/25 Orbita Hall, Wrocław, PL
4/26 Ragnaroek Festival, Lichtenfels, DE (Behemoth only)
4/27 O2 Universum, Prague, CZ
Source: metalinjection.net