GWAR Gets Into The Coffee Game

Gwar has teamed up with Concept Cafes and Coterie Coffee Co. for a new brew that’s sure to give you some serious Antartican energy – Berserker Mode coffee.

And really, who can resist a coffee that’s described as “savagely sticky with muddy molassesness and foul-fruited candy sweetness”? Not me. But that’s also because I don’t want Blothar the Berserker showing up to my house and running a spear from my skull to my ass. Get the coffee here.

“The best part of getting blackout drunk is Berserker Mode Coffee,” said Blothar, who I’m assuming is plotting my death as we speak. “Each sip is infused with the bitter sorrow of unrequited love and that nagging feeling that something really weird happened last night. Berserker Mode Coffee is a savage brew fit for shock rock royalty. I sure feel like the King on my throne after sucking down a pot.”

Mike Tonsetic of Concept Cafes added: “My first intro to Gwar was 1992, freshman year of high school, when my girlfriend’s older brother showed up to school one morning in a white tee covered in fresh steamy Gwar-gasm, obviously from a show the night before; he was obsessed and made us watch bootleg VHS concerts. LOL.

“I just remember (if memory serves) Oderus going straight up ‘Omen’ on JPII (the Pontiff) with a giant crucifix and I was like WTF…I’m hooked on the atomic crack and have been ever since!!! Think the raddest part in the opportunity to collab with Gwar is the fact that not only are they one of the OGs of shock, but they’ve taken it to a whole other level, time & time again, over a legendary career; something we absolutely respect and admire, and strive to incorporate into everything we do.”

Better yet, Blothar will also make an appearance at Park Ave CDs in Orlando, FL to sign records and promote the coffee. There will also be a BIG RED BUS at the location to run a blood donation drive from 11am to 4pm. The blood isn’t going to Gwar, don’t worry.