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The official music video for the song Heavy Metal Rules from the album of the same name. Get it at https://lnk.to/HeavyMetalRules
Credits:
Directed by Frankie Nasso
Featuring
Billy Graziadei
Glenn Fricker
Carlotta Champagne
Nikki Fernandez
Couldnʼt make no money as a singer Didnʼt seem to get too far
So I sell pot brownies and Vicodin From the back seat of my car Movinʼ back to Chicago
Gonna rest my achinʼ head Spotify took my last 2 cents And the butter for my bread
Gene Simmons said it Rock and roll is dead
I never did it for the money I only did it to get laid
But I canʼt buy shots for the ladies If thereʼs no way to get paid
Now I canʼt get make money on my good looks Canʼt make it on applause
So I sell nose beers to the kiddos And thumb my own nose at the laws
But Iʼm never ever gonna stop playing Even though rock and roll ainʼt paying Cuz heavy metal rules
Heavy metal rules Heavy metal rules
And everybody else can suck my fucking dick
Gonna make my money stealing hub caps
And selling black tar on the streets Taking handbags from old ladies
While they respond to Trumpyʼs Tweets Apple came to town a ringing
A death knell for the band
If I canʼt make money selling records Gonna make it any way I can
And Iʼm gonna keep on rocking your ass
As long as Iʼm on the right side of the grass Cuz Heavy Metal rules
Heavy Metal rules
Heavy Metal rules!
Madonna, she’s a dick!
That punk shit belongs on Mars!
Dokken, Van Halen,
They all fucking Rule!!!!
And everybody else can suck my fucking dick
Source: Steel Panther
When I need to clear my mind or prepare for battle I come crank this boys 💜🐆
Damnit Lexxi why'd you have to leave?
My dad left and now I work at a pet store. 😒🐢
It took a couple years, but I get it now. They rewrote Death to All but Metal because people misunderstood the lyrics.
🤘🤘🍺💯💥😎
Fucking rocks
MADONNA is still a dick & she now looks like she came from Mars.
Can I imagine a movie about their whole career and all the whole soundtrack for the movie is all of their songs
cause “Steel Panther fcckin ruuuuules!” I love that YouTube wants so little to do with them that their videos don’t even get flagged. Guess it’s only the awesome watching these vids.
Steel
Panther rules 🤘
Fricken Glen Fricker?
You gotta love all the people who diss Steel Panther not being metal. You know who is not metal? Anyone who bashes Steel Panther instead of bashing crap like Madonna or any pop crap and (c)rap the music business vomits out, that's who!
To every Metalhead, I love you and you have the best taste in music 💯💜🎸
I hope we can be friends one day and maybe go to some cool concerts together 💜😊
Just seen them on the prowl in Halifax, best show ever!
Couldn't make no money as a singer
Didn't seem to get too far
So I sell pot brownies and Vicodin
From the back seat of my car
Movin' back to Chicago
Gonna rest my achin' head
Spotify took my last 2 cents
And the butter for my bread
Gene Simmons said it
Rock and roll is dead
Rock and roll is dead
I never did it for the money
I only did it to get laid
But I can't buy shots for the ladies
If there's no way to get paid
Now I can't make money on my good looks
Can't make it on applause
So I sell nose beers to the kiddos
And thumb my own nose at the laws
But I'm never ever gonna stop playing
Even though rock and roll ain't paying
Cuz heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules
Heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules
Heavy metal rules
And everybody else can suck my dick
Gonna make my money stealing hub caps
And selling black tar on the streets
Taking handbags from old ladies
While they respond to Trumpy's Tweets
Apple came to town a ringing
A death knell for the band
If I can't make money selling records
I'm gonna make it any way I can
And I'm gonna keep on rocking your ass
As long as I'm on the right side of the grass
Cuz heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules (Madonna – she's a dick!)
Heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules (That punk shit belongs on Mars!)
Heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules (Dokken, Van Halen, they all fucking rule!)
Heavy metal rules
And everybody else can suck my fucking dick
The movie delivery man gave me an Idea!
So i went to a fertilty clinic in Tijuana called Adaletias. Bet i have twice as many as the movie.
Why does lex have dessert sessions on the back of his mirror
satire
noun
sat·ire ˈsa-ˌtī(-ə)r
Synonyms of satire
1
: a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
2
: trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly
(Some of you guys in the comments need this I noticed)
Underrated song. One of their best.
Mmmmm…… Butt Metal…..
True facts in a song.
26yrs later they finally made it to Albuquerque 🤘🏻😂🤘🏻
Heavy Metal rules, fuck all that punk shit it belong on mars man! Heavy Metal rules, Sabbath, Maiden, Priest, Megadef, Slayer, Steel Panther, it all rules!