This Fake Nü-Metal Is Just Every Song From 1999 Onward

Comedian Kyle Gordon is now streaming his fake nü-metal song “Crawl To Me”, though it might as well be real and have come out sometime between 1999 and 2002. “Crawl To Me” has all the lyricisms and general bounce of a Limp Bizkit track with a chorus that feels like something maybe Papa Roach or Linkin Park would’ve written.

Oh, and the music video absolutely nails that “I’m actually a psycho don’t fuck with me!” vibe that every tough guy nü-metal video had at the time. This is beautiful. Anyway, have fun trying to explain why you’re singing “suck the dick, drink the piss” to yourself to anyone within earshot. I’m sure they’ll understand.