Condom Cornucopia

Condom Cornucopia a song by Gorepot on Strah

Being Kinky Is When You Tickle Your Girlfriend with a Feather, Perverted Is When You Use the Whole Bird by Gorepot ,
Comfort Rightswiping by Gorepot ,
Otphj over-the-Pants-Hand-Job Is a Distant Cousin of the Dry Hump by Gorepot ,
Calling Someone Average Is a Mean Thing to Say by Gorepot ,
We Will Stop Somewhere Between ’68 and ’70 on My Time Machine by Gorepot ,
Stocking up with Sausage and Cheese for the Crisis Is the Wurst Kase Scenario by Gorepot ,
Chuck Norris Got the Virus to Quarantine for 14 Days by Gorepot ,
You Can't Spell Quarantine Without 'u R a Q T' by Gorepot ,
The Squirrel Swim on Its Back to Keep Its Nuts Dry by Gorepot ,
Santa Claus Have Such a Big Sack Because He Only Comes Once a Year by Gorepot ,
The Reception at the Sperm Bank Thanks the Donors for Coming by Gorepot ,
Circumsize a Redneck by Kicking His Sister in the Jaw by Gorepot ,
Sony Made a New Console During the Pendemic Called the Plaguestation 5 by Gorepot ,
She Yelled. "I'm so Wet, Give It to Me Now!" but I Was Keeping the Umbrella by Gorepot ,
My Ex Got Hit by a Bus. and I Lost My Job as a Bus Driver by Gorepot ,
Condom Cornucopia by Gorepot ,
The Hunchback of Notre Damehas a Twisted Back Story by Gorepot ,
The Difference Between an Oral and a Rectal Thermometer Is the Taste by Gorepot ,
Stoned and Speaking Cursive by Gorepot ,
James Bond Taking a Bath Is Bubble O7 by Gorepot ,